This needed reposting:
"OK, so I’ve posted a trade thread before offering some Dark Lord and/or other stuff for a bottle of Darkness. Didn’t get much luck. So this is my new offer:
In exchange for 1 bottle of Darkness, I will send you a box of random beers of my choosing. I will try to hit wants if I can, or stay within a style. In addition to that, I will personally draw a picture of you with the bottles of beer I send you, and it will be pretty crazy. I will leave the rest of the details as a surprise. I will need a picture of you emailed to me obviously. Note: I am not a professional artist, but I am sort of creative. This will be done in colored pencil. Do not expect really fine art. I am open to requests or suggestions on the drawing."
BA Link: http://beeradvocate.com/forum/read/3135982
This one got me laughing. It’s already 6 months old. But come on, Sweden! Really?
Breakfast Stout sales were suspended in Sweden http://www.mlive.com/kalamabrew/index.ssf/2010/03/founders_breakfast_stout_sales.html
I suppose this one makes sense though. It IS a baby, after all. Sort of.
And plus… Sweden does study belching cows: http://weirdfactshere.blogspot.com/2008/01/weird-facts-sweden-to-study-belching.html
My recent quest has taken a turn towards giving me a constant cold (per my last post), and I’m recouping hardcore by avoiding beer for as long as it takes.
I’ve pre-determined that it will take 3 more days.
That said, my plan on eating more to compensate for no beer is not going well. I had two of these suckers and am feeling sickly stuffed. Thank you, Trader Joes. I just swallowed some burrito. For a second time.
Not every day can be great. Not every day can be football day. Not every day can be a win. Still, tonight is Jets Ravens, and that’s pretty awesome. Oh, Chargers Chiefs too, but there’s no McCluster – so who cares?