Holy Lord, Barry Sanders!

Not Football, Not Beer

Double Burritos does not equal Double Bastard

My recent quest has taken a turn towards giving me a constant cold (per my last post), and I’m recouping hardcore by avoiding beer for as long as it takes.

I’ve pre-determined that it will take 3 more days.

That said, my plan on eating more to compensate for no beer is not going well. I had two of these suckers and am feeling sickly stuffed. Thank you, Trader Joes. I just swallowed some burrito. For a second time.

The real Vincent Jackson

In light of the recent combine times blowing people away (especially those by RBs), I thought I should remind everyone about someone who once ran a 4.12 40 at the combine.

Ladies and Gents, the 1985 Heisman winner and the real Vincent Jackson. Vincent Edwin “Bo” Jackson.

Salisbury Cooked

The source of cell phone penis pics… and John Clayton disses…

… is now fired.
Considering how idiotic the dude is, it’s a good day in Bristol. Of course, they still have Emmitt Smith.

Buddy’s watching you!

Buddy Ryan is watching you. Take it from the late Reggie White, Randall Cunningham, and the rest of the 1988 Philadelphia Eagles who made this song/video.

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlR6ujpB89k%5D

Mock Draft anyone?

If you’re wondering why a site with an innocuous name like WalterFootball is one of the top mock draft sites on the net, look no further than their Mock Draft Database. I’m sure they missed a couple, but this thing has all the mock drafts you could ever need and want. And this is before the combine! There’s never any telling about the draft until draft day (unless if you talk to Arc), but why not get to know your prospects early? It beats watching the NBA.